Can I Tempt You?
After eating a big meal in a restaurant, sometimes you really get tempted by the dessert menu even though you really don't need anything else to eat. However, for the sake of argument, this is a list of desserts that I'm fairly certain would not tempt me if I read them on a menu:
Mouse Turd Mousse
Iced Breast Milk
Apple Dandruff Crumble
Toenail Pudding
Wood Ticks on a Log
Hair Yogurt
Warm White Chocolate Brownie drizzled with a homeless crack addict's drool
Blackhead Pie
Taintful of Caramel
Mud Pie
Strawberry Short and Curlies
These are the things I think about when I mix up my multivitamin bottle with the Zoloft....
Mouse Turd Mousse
Iced Breast Milk
Apple Dandruff Crumble
Toenail Pudding
Wood Ticks on a Log
Hair Yogurt
Warm White Chocolate Brownie drizzled with a homeless crack addict's drool
Blackhead Pie
Taintful of Caramel
Mud Pie
Strawberry Short and Curlies
These are the things I think about when I mix up my multivitamin bottle with the Zoloft....
posted by Saucy Monk at 8:26 PM
1 Comments:
An early-bird customer sitting at a fancy family restaurant:
"Waiter! I'd care for some "Warm White Chocolate Brownie drizzled with a homeless crack"! Is it OK to get a scoop of vanilla ice cream on top of that too???"
LOL
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