More Rock Bands I've Just Thought Up
If you're dedicated to reading my blog (and shame on you if you are), you know I like thinking of band names (consider it a service to the mediocre fucks out there who can't do it themselves). Some of these classic monikers have included The Shit Eating Grins, Professional Figure Skater/Amateur Closeted Homosexual, Monsignor Shithead and The Boy, I’d Love To Fuck Her String Quartet. Now here's my latest batch of warped band names:
Johnny Numbnuts
The Puckering Arsehole Symphony
Fuck You and Everyone Who Looks Like You (or FYAWLLY for short)
Whiskey Diet
Satan Santa (for a festive speed-metal band)
Diarrhea Mime
Dog Licks Himself
Simulated Flavor
Bobby Vinton Was A Cumcatcher
Spagetti Nasal Ejection
Have a band without a name? Help yourself........and your welcome.
posted by Saucy Monk at 5:23 PM
2 Comments:
Ye are brilliant. I just felt the need to express this.
Back in the day my friends and I used to sit around in college thinking up band names. Someone volunteered that the name Cat Butt would be a great name. Then we found out R.E.M. had already come up with it and this person was just hawking it to look clever.
Very very funny. Coming up with a band name is hard work and you just keep making it harder LOL
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