Abisms - Pt. 1
In homage to some my Pa's sayings, here's a short compendium. Some make sense, some just plain don't.
That’s a fine how do you do.
Drier than a witch’s tit.
Like picking shit from a tall cow’s ass.
More slippery than ‘hoil.
Like shit through a goose.
So hungry I could eat the asshole out of a skunk.
...to be continued.
That’s a fine how do you do.
Drier than a witch’s tit.
Like picking shit from a tall cow’s ass.
More slippery than ‘hoil.
Like shit through a goose.
So hungry I could eat the asshole out of a skunk.
...to be continued.
posted by Saucy Monk at 6:54 AM
4 Comments:
Who's says these sayings? Your Dad? He's quite the character, LOL
how odd...
sarcastrix
oodles of laughs, throughout the entire site.
added you to my blogroll.
Amy, not in my ol' man's version. Though i imagine a witche's tit to be both dry and cold.
He did however use this saying:
Sure as there's cold shit in a dead moose.
does that count for much?
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