More True Facts (I Just Made Up)
A giant 75ft squid lives deep underneath the Atlantic Ocean. He only answers to the name Larry.
The loudest noise ever known was produced by a volcanic eruption at Krakatoa, near Javan. However, it was drowned out by the word “fuck” when someone named Mabutu screamed after being scolded by hot lava.
The Stegosaurus was one of the most famous of the dinosaurs and was an impressive 9 metres long. But it’s real fame came after it learned to do the charleston.
The longest recorded swim was 2938 km down the Mississippi River in 1930 before the body washed to shore.
It is impossible to scream and puke at the same time.
The ancient Egyptians worshipped a sky goddess named Britney.
The loudest noise ever known was produced by a volcanic eruption at Krakatoa, near Javan. However, it was drowned out by the word “fuck” when someone named Mabutu screamed after being scolded by hot lava.
The Stegosaurus was one of the most famous of the dinosaurs and was an impressive 9 metres long. But it’s real fame came after it learned to do the charleston.
The longest recorded swim was 2938 km down the Mississippi River in 1930 before the body washed to shore.
It is impossible to scream and puke at the same time.
The ancient Egyptians worshipped a sky goddess named Britney.
posted by Saucy Monk at 6:06 AM
2 Comments:
Larry and I go way back.
Oh.
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