Saturday, March 19, 2005

The Generic Hollywood Movie Review

Wow. This movie has got it all! Heart! Humor! Laughs-a-minute! Tears! Scares! Thrills! Cheers! Excitement! Action! Adventure! Buzz! Drama! Emotion! Heat! Intoxication! Melodrama!. Passion! Rage! Warmth! A great message! Tenderness! Levity! Spirit! Joy! Gags! Fun! Comedy! Wit! Energy! Surprises! Twists! Turns! A terrific cast! Soul! Charm! Romance! Talent! Tension! Suspense! Magic! Charisma! Appeal! Class! Glamour!

…and Non-stop Laughs!

It is great for the whole family. Fun for the whole family. Perfect for the whole family. Family fun. The comedy of the year! The drama of the year! The movie of the year! The most important movie of the year! The funniest movie of the year! The feel-good movie of the year! The most original movie of the year! The surprise hit of the year. The surprise hit of the summer! The funniest movie of the summer! This summer’s best action movie! The summer’s best comedy! The summer’s scariest movie! A summer blockbuster! A holiday treat! A must see! A spine-tingler! A popcorn movie! A roller coaster ride! A laugh-out loud romp! A tearjerker! A heartwarmer! Scary as hell! Hip! Smart! Compelling! A knockout punch! An enormous spectacle! Teriffic! Fast-paced! Slick! Superbly acted! Poignant! Intelligent! Hilarious! Superb! Amazing! Astonishing! Screamingly funny! Will touch you deeply! Make you laugh til you cry! Oscar-worthy! Oscar-calibre! A masterpiece! A timeless classic!

You must see this movie!

5 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel that way about most porn movies.

2:13 AM  
Blogger Teacher Laila Chris said...

Hey! I will use this text in classroom. That's a very creative way to teach many kinds of adjectives at once to ESL students . Of course that I won't ignore the source.

Allow me to say that your GENERAL REVIEW was "TWO THUMBS UP!" HIHIHIHI

See Ya

2:33 AM  
Blogger Saucy Monk said...

laila chris...that's why i'm here. It's all for the children...

11:04 AM  
Blogger sic said...

No thanks. I've seen that movie. I didn't think it was that great.

11:09 AM  
Blogger Bottle Rocket Fire Alarm said...

Is that review by Joel Siegel of Good Morning America or Peter Travers from Rolling Stone? I'm not good at parsing their distinctive styles.

11:26 AM  

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