Friday, March 11, 2005

10 Self-Help Books For The Helpless

1) What Color Is Your Faulty Parachute?
2) So You Don't Like Yourself. I Don't Like You Either.
3) Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Planet Zoloft.
4) The Art of Absolute Failure.
5) Depression Is A Motherfucker.
6) The Grass Is Greener...But You'll Never Know Any Different.
7) The Courage To Grieve Loved Ones and Tips For Your Body Odor.
8) Battling Your Bolimia, You Fat Pig.
9) The Road Less Travelled - Sucks Edition.
10) How To Stop Smoking and Start Living On Crack Instead.

3 Comments:

Blogger Chick said...

I saw your comment on Naked Fun...how's the cleaning lady?

You're killing me.

7:14 AM  
Blogger sic said...

Yes, hi, I'd like to order 1,000 copies of numbers 2, 3 and 4, please.

7:18 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice.

11:31 PM  

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