When It Comes To Eating Fruit...
Maybe it's just me but when it comes to eating fruit, finding a big black spot on the inside of an otherwise seemingly perfect banana instills about the same amount of nausea as removing a girl's top to discover a third nipple.
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posted by Saucy Monk at 7:26 AM
6 Comments:
I think you are missing the point. You have to look creatively at a third nipple - think of the possibilities (try not to focus on the sprained tongue that you would probably receive).
That may be the most profound musing I've ever read.
That is gross. I always assume a bug crawled in and died. It could be mold of some sort, but I prefer to think it's a corpse. That way I get to have an episode and fling the fruit away convulsively. If it hits somebody in the face I can pretend it was an accident.
I am with you, finding that black spot under the skin is very disturbing. I gave it some thought and wouldn’t it be great if you could place a banana in a freezer and see if it had a black spot in there before you peeled it? A girl with a third nipple would be easy to identify under similar conditions, as long as she was wearing a thin shirt and didn’t feel the need to layer up with four or five garments and didn’t feel the need to pierce it with something from a Mad Max movie. There’s nothing better than a good freak show, but there is nothing worse than finding that black unpalatable piece of mush under the skin of a banana skin.
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A 3rd nipple might be a blessing in disguise. but a bug in a fruit is just extra protein. j/k Wanted to thank you for visiting my blog man.
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