Monday, April 18, 2005

...And This Person Makes How Much Money?

Reasons to abstain from listening to celebrities when they talk:

"If you think it was an accident, applaud." - Geraldo Rivera, talk show host, to his audience on Natalie Wood's drowning

“Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything." - Ivana Trump, on finishing her first novel

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to." - Shaquille O'Neal, basketball player, on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit to Greece

"Chemistry is a class you take in high school or college, where you figure out two plus two is 10, or something." - Dennis Rodman, Basketball player, on team chemistry being overrated

"I don't want to ever, ever do something in life that isn't fun. Ever." - Jennifer Love Hewitt, Actress, in Cosmopolitan.

1 Comments:

Blogger ilovecheese said...

I wish someone would blind Jennifer Love "Big"titt and dump her on the streets with a mug full of pencils and people would pick a pencil and poke her eyes and every other orifice every time she begged. Yeah!

12:13 PM  

Post a Comment

<< Home