The Latest Retail Opportunities...

This is the big news coming out of Hungary:

BUDAPEST (Reuters) - The Hungarian Interior Ministry looks set to allow prostitutes to tout for business in shopping malls, local media reported Tuesday.

Keeping up with the times, here’s a few ideas for Budapest’s new retail opportunity:

The Used Body Shop
Old Navy Sores (for those who don’t have much to spend)
Victoria's Syphillis Secret
Banana Republic for Johns
Crabs & Evelyn
Abercrombie & Bitch
J. Crew’s Dirty Skanky Hoes

And ofcourse, let us not forget…

…The Gap.