People I Have Never Met
(and don't necessarily need to)
Barbara Walters
Jermaine Jackson
Kim Jong-Il
Charles Manson
any of the Royal Family
any of the Osmond Family
anyone who's ever been a guest on Jerry Springer
the milquetoast muthafucker who draws The Family Circus comic strip
Benny Hinn
anyone with a foreign object growing out of their face
someone without a pupil
anyone with the name "Kip"
any guy who brags about being able to blow himself
a guy with "fuck people" tatooed on his forehead
Barbara Walters
Jermaine Jackson
Kim Jong-Il
Charles Manson
any of the Royal Family
any of the Osmond Family
anyone who's ever been a guest on Jerry Springer
the milquetoast muthafucker who draws The Family Circus comic strip
Benny Hinn
anyone with a foreign object growing out of their face
someone without a pupil
anyone with the name "Kip"
any guy who brags about being able to blow himself
a guy with "fuck people" tatooed on his forehead
posted by Saucy Monk at 1:48 PM
1 Comments:
I think I met a guy named Kip once. He was nice. Not very memorable, though.
sic (AKA the sarcastrix)
monstersarcasmrally
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