Tuesday, March 22, 2005

Epiphanies on a Hangover

I have just learned two important things:

I woke up today and didn't know where my wallet was. That's about the time you know you are probably sober again.

As we go through life, we are always in a various stage of puking.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, it's alright to lose a wallet on a night of binge drinking, as long as you remembered to use the condom stashed inside it.

You did, didn't you?

6:29 PM  

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