Insulting Our Children WIth Talking Animals
Coming soon to a movie house near you: Baileys Billion$, a precious little film about a talking dog that inherits a fortune.
Ok, enough talking animal movies.
Take it from me. Our children aren't that fucking dimwitted. They really don't need to hear the voice of Jon Lovitz coming from a golden retriever to "get" what's going on.
Seriously. The Million Dollar Duck never spoke. Why the fuck should Bailey talk?
It's not cute. And it's not funny. Besides that, I only imagine it is causing irrevocable harm to society's standard of "quality family films". Everytime I hear one of these bland, milquetoast filmmaker motherfuckers talk about these talking animal films, they always say, "we wanted to make something that would appeal to kids and adults".
Well, guess what Skitter, you ain't done either. The parents are bored and the kids are getting stupider. Way to go, Hollywood.
Ok, enough talking animal movies.
Take it from me. Our children aren't that fucking dimwitted. They really don't need to hear the voice of Jon Lovitz coming from a golden retriever to "get" what's going on.
Seriously. The Million Dollar Duck never spoke. Why the fuck should Bailey talk?
It's not cute. And it's not funny. Besides that, I only imagine it is causing irrevocable harm to society's standard of "quality family films". Everytime I hear one of these bland, milquetoast filmmaker motherfuckers talk about these talking animal films, they always say, "we wanted to make something that would appeal to kids and adults".
Well, guess what Skitter, you ain't done either. The parents are bored and the kids are getting stupider. Way to go, Hollywood.
posted by Saucy Monk at 10:51 AM
2 Comments:
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
It's often at the low point in an actor's or actress' career that they'll star in a talking animal film.
Case in point: Eddie Murphy and the two dumbass animal doctor movies. Ich!
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