I'll Give You High-Risk, Pal...

Police have begun replacing the term “prostitution” with the term “high-risk lifestyle”.

These politically-minded idiots actually think if they can sterilize the term, they can sterilize the problem. Well, bullshit Eugene – it’s fucking for cash no matter how you get the panties down.

You wanna “high-risk lifestyle”? Check in with the former singer of Stone Temple Pilots standing untethered on the bungee jump platform with a head so full of PCP, he doesn’t even realize some B-list porn star with cold sores is sucking his dick.

Now that’s a high-risk lifestyle for you.