Monday, June 27, 2005
About Me

- Name: Saucy Monk
 - Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
 
I like apples, long walks and feeling the fur of a chicken. Some people think I eat too much glue, but I say it clears up my acne. I have no reservation about admitting my infatuation with Randolph Mantooth and I think that makes me a strong person.
  
  Previous Posts
- Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh.
 - The Sperm Count
 - More True Facts (I Just Made Up)
 - Congratulations, Quiet Now.
 - Abisms - Pt. 1
 - Have You Heard The One About The Ridulous Airline?
 - 5 Reasons Why Mork Was Gay As A Tangerine
 - A Forrest Gump Re-write
 - Like A Dog Chasing Its Arsehole...
 - More Rock Band Names I've Just Thought Up
 



1 Comments:
That's gross. I hope God will be good to me in other, less disgusting ways :)
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