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Pluto Has 3...(yawn)...Moons

Now I don't want to throw your own personal universe into a frenetic chaos by turning it on it's ear with this piece of shocking news, but we got some important shit here:

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Pluto, that cosmic oddball at the far reaches of our solar system, may have three moons instead of one, scientists announced.

And just when I was finally okay that Pluto only had one moon...

Dammit. 3 Moons. That sucks.

Saucy Movie Reviews

week of September 23rd


In Theatres:

Just Like Heaven - A lonely architect falls for the spirit of beautiful woman who used to live in his new apartment but is now dead. The scene where he has sex with the rotting corpse in an attempt to communicate is soooo romantic.

Cry Wolf - High school kids create a ruse involving a serial killer named "The Wolf", a game that turns terrifyingly real. Watch for it’s sequel coming soon: Cry Wolf 2: The Kids Discover Twister.

The Constant Gardener – a 3 hour epic about a dude who spends the entire film planting sugar peas in his backyard. Actually, I never saw it. I’m just guessing.

March of the Penguins – Wait! Is this still in theatres?!?! Holy fuck, it’s just a bunch of penguins waddling around, right? What the fuck?

Wedding Crashers – Ok, it was funny the first time around. Now, go see something else and let this one die already.

Opening Soon:

Corpse Bride – see Just Like Heaven review, only with puppets.

Flightplan – see Red Eye only with Jodie Foster.

Oliver Twist – see Oliver Twist, only with Sir Ben Kingsley (yawn)

Somebody save us.

Move Over Laura Ingalls...

Ellen May Cricket: The Littlest House on the Prairie character that never was. Nellie ain't got nothin' on this grasshopper.

Move Along, There's Nothing To See Here...

The Saucy News

ok, well apparently for two people Monk regular wasn't enuff, and they yearned for Monk Lite again. Now that I am have finished with my 500 page manifesto, I have a wee bit of time to work on duo-blogs. . . maybe. We'll see.

For now, here's yer news update:

Run! Run! Hurricane-a-comin! Run you motherfuckers!

Officials in Washington deferred ruling on over-the-counter sales of the "morning-after pill" on Friday after someone tipped them off that it's not actually a pill to cure "too many Jagermeister shots at the office party' the night before.

In science news, the Mars Spirit land rover has finally taken position atop a hill overlooking a vast range of the planet and images are being sent back to researchers. And guess what? It still looks like a whole lot of nothing going on.

In entertainment, Robert Redford and Paul Newman says they may team up for one more movie. The pair, who worked on such classics as The Sting and Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, are currently negotiating the script 'You Can Depend On Me', a wacky slapstick farce about two men in a nursing home who compete to see who can go the longest without changing their protective undergarments to the dismay of the staff and other residents. Phyllis Diller is rumored to play the love interest.

In sports, everyone is still making too much money and whining about it.

...Nap Me.

I need a nap.

Tune in soon when I wake up.

Til then, go to www.saucymonk.blogspot.com

it's my snooze alarm.