Mariah Carey now wants to become a children's author and write books.
Yay.
She'll now join a growing rank of worthless celebrities that include Madonna, Katie Couric and Inside Edition anchor Deborah Norville who just can't keep themselves from getting their hands out of real jobs. Why aren't these people just happy being famous useless celebrities?
I mean aren't these people making enough money without stealing paycheques from other people who have studied hard and spent years practicing and writing to become published children's authors?
I wouldn't want my child exposed to whatever vacuous, mindless drivel Mariah has to emit on the page anyway. It's bad enough everytime she's near a camera she's shoving her tits into the photographer's face. Why stunt a kid's growth at such an early age by actually making them dumber for having to
read Mariah's work.
Besides, to Mariah I say this - just because
your reading level is at about grade 3 doesn't mean you can write a book for Grade 3.
Here's a tip: try brushing up on the lyrics to your songs for starters. If you can do that successfully, then maybe we'll give you a haiku to work on.
If you know what that is.
